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Best Bio for Facebook
My mom says I’m special.
I’m a simple man living my own dreams.
My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.
Born to express, not to impress.
I don’t think of myself as pretty. I am what I am.
I am the princess of my own Fairy Tale.
I don’t judge, I don’t condemn, I just enjoy every individual
I feel sorry for people who don’t know me.
What you think of me isn’t my headache. It’s yours!
I’m a simple girl but definitely not the type you can handle.
Simplicity is the best attitude anyone can adopt.
Beloved wife of a handsome guy and mom of two nuts.
I’m like a butterfly, pretty to see, hard to catch.
To err is human and I’m not an alien.
Long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Lonely single, ready to mingle.
Fresher than you.
Hi there. I joined Facebook. Happy now?
I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!
Mr. Zuckerberg, this is my original Facebook account, please, don’t spy on me!
All I do is win, win, win. No matter what.
If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way.
Too dead to die.
I’m a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
I practice what I post.
I wish Facebook would notify me when someone deletes me. That way I could ‘Like’ it.
I believe in annoyance at first sight.
I feel there is nothing more artistic than loving people.
I’m so excited to meet new people.
I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of not trying.
Every story I build brings me to life. I compose for my own creation.
Only God can judge me so I’m gone, either love me or leave me alone.
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
Don’t judge me until you know me. Don’t underestimate me until you challenge me.
Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
All I got is dreams. Nobody else believes. Nobody else can see. Nobody else but me.
I’m writing my autobiography on my Facebook account.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Make relations with good people for a heavy life.
The moment I stop having fun with it, I’ll be done with it.
I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out someday.
Don’t show me your attitude, I’m better than you.
You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you won’t like me.
People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are the same.
I will not lose, for even in defeat, there’s a valuable lesson learned, so it evens up for me.
My Brain Is Divided Into Two Parts: Right & Left. In Right Nothing Is Left. In Left Nothing Is Right.
Facebook is kind of like a prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t have two different personalities. I am what I am.
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
I’m everything you want but can’t have.
I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive Facebook Checking Disorder).
I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
Delete me, Poke me, Like me, Limit me … The choice is yours … Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend.
I’m wondering why logging onto Facebook has become a part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
I am just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd and geek, decreaser of world sucking.
Welcome to my Facebook feed, where people come to enjoy me.
I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
I won’t change – I was ‘being grown’ and not being adjusted to the opinion of the others.
I’m not going to change; I’m very stubborn in this way. I am what I am.
I’m just busy being myself.
I am a rare species, not a stereotype.
Don’t compromise yourself – you’re all you have.
I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lines. You may tread me in the very dirt, but still, like dust, I’ll rise.
I am not trying to give an image of a fairytale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
The sky inside my head never turns blue. It is forced to stay red. By the demon, who is yellow inside me.
Facebook Bio Status
Before judging me, look at yourself. I am not like others and nobody else can be me.
The only thing that matters is who you are, so forget what the rest of the world thinks.
I am not a post or a status, so you don’t need to like me.
I am enough for myself, and I don’t need anybody else.
Make today so awesome like there is no tomorrow.
WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
I may win and I may lose, but I will never be defeated.
They talk. I live. Who cares what they say?
Your time and energy are precious. You get to choose how you use it.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
I haven’t seen a sunrise in so long I joined Facebook.
Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success.
I may be far from perfect. But, I’m very close to a limited edition.
Don’t tell me what was said about me… Tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you.
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
I don’t aspire to be like others, I aspire to be unique in my own way.
I’m not confrontational, but if someone challenges, I’m not going to back down.
A wise man told me don’t argue with fools. Cause people from a distance can’t tell who is who.
You must be the change you want to see in the world.
They ain’t make me what I am, they just found me like this.
Naturally and artificially flavored.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
A Caffeine dependent life-form.
Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.
My life is never empty because my heart is always full.
I still don’t understand Facebook, but here I am!
I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
I’m going to open a new Facebook account named ‘Anonymous’
so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
What I’m looking for is not out there, it is in me.
Every story I create, creates me. I write to create myself.
I say, anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special like me to catch your heart.
I’m not trying to be different. To me, I’m just being myself.
When I accept myself… I am freed from the burden of needing you to accept me.
Analogue by birth, digital by design.
Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
I work an unpaid internship as a professional nerd.
I’d rather die my way than live yours.
Get in line to worship me, minions.
I’m not anti-you. I’m anti-stupid.
I’m single because I was born that way.
My life is a lovely story, happy and full of incident.
Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.
My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn’t hit the target yet.
May the space between where I am and where I want to inspire me.
My life motto is ‘Do my best so that I can’t blame myself for anything.
You all laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same.
My best friend is me, and I take good care of me.
I am… me. No matter what I say or do, I’m still me.
I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning to sail my ship.
Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man’s doing but my own. I am the force.
I’m working on myself for myself by myself.
Don’t try to impress people. Always be yourself!
White is not always light and black is not always dark.
I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!
Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me.
I am trying to find myself. Sometimes that’s not easy.
I’m blessed and I thank God every day for everything that happens to me.
I’ve had to learn to fight all my life – got to learn to keep smiling.
If you smile things will work out.
Love myself I do. Not everything, but I love the good as well as the bad. I love my crazy lifestyle.
I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I really mean it.
I hear my silence talked of in every lane; The suppression of a cry is itself a cry of pain.
Attitude Bio for Facebook
They said I couldn’t, so I did.
Be good, do good, look good.
Follow me if you fancy being second.
Judge me and I’ll prove you wrong.
Impossible is not in my dictionary.
No alarm clock is needed. My passion wakes me up.
Why follow your dreams when you can follow me instead?
I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?
My haters are my biggest motivators.
Being this fabulous is a full-time job.
I’m afflicted with Awesome. There’s no curing it.
Everyone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone.
I’m not ashamed to be me. What’s wrong with being unique?
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.
I’m one of a kind and I’m unique. Never forget that.
I don’t care what you think of me. I’m not here to impress you.
I am the ruler of my kingdom and I don’t care if you love me or not.
Here is a pro tip- get a life and stop worrying about what people think of you.
It’s my attitude that makes me a different person from others.
I don’t care about your attitude, put your attitude in your pocket.
There is no competition because nobody can be me.
Heaven won’t have me… and hell is afraid I’ll take over!
This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.
I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
I am a wild woman. It would take a warrior to tame my spirit.
Dress like Jackie. Act like Audrey. Inspire like Lilly. Party like Gatsby.
Heels and red lipstick will put the fear of God into people.
I’m pretty and you know it, but I don’t have the ‘pretty girl’ attitude.
Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple.
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, not a second-rate version of someone else.
I don’t care if you think you have ‘swag’. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.
Facebook Bio Ideas
Who I am? That’s a secret.